Thistletorp's Hut

Welcome one and all to Thistletorp's Hut. It's a wonderful spot full of wonder and mirth that all should find enjoyable. If you look through some of the doors of this hut, you'll find many interesting things that can be found in a Kender's pockets. Don't worry, though, This' is a good Kender and he only puts things in his pockets after people give him permission.









Thistletorp Babblebrook, has given me, Cable, the weighty privelidge of showing you the finer points of his home. Many of these things have been borrowed from other pockets, and others are his own creations. This' has been to many worlds, and it's anyone's guess what we'll find here. I have seen things from the worlds of Athas, Cerilia, Krynn, and Toril, but there could be more. Each world has its own room in his hut. This' has given me a room of his hut to store the many things i've told him about my world, Marvel Earth.











These are the rooms dedicated to the worlds created by TSR/Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro. Personally, I think that a sword's no match for a good plasma cannon at your side, but This' likes to bisit these places so, I maight as well point them out.


Athas is a desert world with...

Ahh, hell, I can't make this interesting, I'll let the Runt tell you about Athas.



Hiya! I'm Thistletorp Babblebrook and this is my hut, isn't it nice? I sure think so. Cable doesn't, though. He thinks that it is too cluttered with fantasy sh--- stuff and nothing useful like the latest specs for the X9-580 plasma cannon from SHIELD or the newest intelligence on AIM or Apocalypse.
But! I'm not here to talk about that, and that's not what these rooms are for. These rooms are here to show you what I've learned about the worlds of TSR.



Athas is hot. Very Hot. It used to be green, with lots of forests, and, once, it was covered in water! But all that's changed. Now, it's a desert. Evil wizards suck the life out of plants and use it to fuel their spells. They have slaves there, too. They have slaves that do everything! They even have slaves that do nothing but kill each other while people watch. Isn't that silly?
Eep! Well, here's the door to my Athas room.



Athas











This is the room on Cerilia, a world of opportunity, where the humblest farmer can rise to the heights of power through the mystic abilities of their blood. They inherited these powers from their ancestors who witnessed the deaths of the gods of this world ages ago. Their---


Hiya! Thistletorp again! Cable was being boring, so I thought that I'd better tell you about Cerilia. After all, I've been there! Anywho, Cerila's got really powerful wizards! They have magic that can affect a whole kingdom! And, they have evil people called Awgnshelien who use their blood abilities for evil. I don't like them!
Well, here's the door to Cerilia!


Cerlia











This is the room where Thistletorp stores his knowledge on the world of Krynn. Over all, I must say that this is the world that most interests me. It has war, conflict, daring, acts of bravery and courage, valor, everything that appeals to a warrior and the ways of Askani. It is a ---


Hiya! It's me again, well, I figgered that since is my home, I might as well be the one to tell you about it. No offense, Cable, but you really can't possibly know about the grand Knights of Solamnia, who fight the evil Takhisis and her dark Order of evil warriors. And the towers of High Sorcery, you can't know about them either, because, you're not a mage, and you don't know anything about magic. I do because my bestest friend in the whole wide world is Palin Majere, and he's one of the greatest wizards of all! And you CERTAINLY don�t know anything about dragons, or kender, because you haven't seen any real dragons and you're not a kender. You'd look kinda funny if you were, with that glowing eye and metal arm�

Hee Hee, that was funny! Oh well, here's the door to Krynn!


Krynn











This is the door to Marvel Earth, my world. Marvel Earth is populated by mutants and mutates-- people who, through chance or science, have been given the X-factor which causes drastic changes to human DNA-- as well as sorcerors, metahumans, and "baselines"-- people whith no powers. I, Cable, come from the future of Marvel Earth, a future that is crushed under the iron boot of a tyrannical madman named Apocalypse. His only goal is to destroy humanity that only the fit -- the mutants-- may survive to rule his vision of the future. It is my destiny to confront Apocalypse and defeat him, saving the future of Marvel Earth, and restoring our chance of peace. I cannot --

Hiya! Thistletorp again! Cable was being boring again! So, I thought that I'd liven things up! I -- Eep!

Well, now that I've canned him, I can get to the business of telling you about my destiny to-- I see that we have arrived at the cooridinates to the portal to Marvel Earth


Marvel Earth